This is my weekly Bulletin Board

26th March  Just had the last three days off watching Robbie and Sophie They are doing great --

 Shona has now picked up a part time Job to keep her sanity alive ha ha xx

well done to Nicola with an Unconditional acceptance to 5 Universities - with Glasgow being the winner xx

Just waiting on Mrs Kemmett dropping baby number 5 due anytime xx  Good Luck -- cigars at the ready xx

And Elizabeth has reached the ripe old age of 50 xx Happy Birthday sis xx

7th Jan 2009 Trust you all had a Great Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone - Quick update

Shona and Steven are now well and truly rooted into the Alva way of life and they seam to be enjoying there new lives here .......

Robbie just started the local playgroup this week so here's hoping he enjoys that and learns to interact a bit better

Sophie - is just being a wee madam and is now picking up words and throwing tantrums

Ross - only speaks to people when on  Xbox Live -- he has learned how to grunt when he needs some food

Cola is deep in studying for her last year at school before deciding what university to attend --- she's got her fathers brains - no literally she has cause I dont have any left xx Doh!!!

Ok hope you will all join me in a healthy start to the year - I am on a booze free January and February (apart from a few select days ) so check out my weight loss progress at FatBoys Page   and if you want to join me let me know your progress

And remember if you want to post some news just let me know and remember to send me your birthdays or anniversaries and I'll post them on the site so no-one forgets xxx

16th Aug --- Well what a shitty last 4 months that's been -- Enough said time to get my life back on track --- Cola done excellently at her exams and now is applying for her provisional license --- Her and Ross  had a great time in Florida with their mum, back in July--- Robbie is now terrorising his little sister on a regular basis and Sophie is into everything at the moment --- Shona and Stephen are well and truly moved in -cats and all...... ho hum will update and change a few pages on a more regular basis --cheers for now xx

13th Jan Just an update - Sophie, Robbie, Ross and Cola are all still healthy and wealthy - Doing Great -- Christmas for the parents where spoiled a tad with the flu but we are all tippity top now --- Great to see the new born over the festivities but need to just remind you that some close friends have lost loved ones  - cruel when we are all around enjoying ourselves but thinking of you now and forever!!!

so new year resolutions - lets try this one - let's see each other a bit more than 2007--- just to  say hi and remind ourselves how annoying we are -- but at least we have seen each other before the next Funeral or wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st Jan 2008   Happy New Bloody Year - Don't they just run by now!!!!

1st Jan 08 Just got the news that the first born in the Stirling area is our little pal from ALVA - the beautiful Katie - Hope to see you soon and a little playmate for Soph x

2nd Nov 07   Its a Boy ---Louis Michael Claisse born at 10.34 am  today --Susan Doing Great too YEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAA

26th July 07  Been a while since i last updated the site - no surprise there then -- but been hectic at work no time to play -- poor me !!! ok except for the golfing in Portugal and a day at the races in ascot etc etc

Well the newest Baby Carlisle is now on the planet - with a healthy set of lungs going on in the background here.. I've posted a few pics on the Gallery Page and plenty more to come..

George and Nancy are over a the moment  helping out control all our temper tantrums -- I think robbie is just in the lead !!! he's doing great though ..

Ross is nagging my ear at the moment how bored he is --he's been over for the last fortnight and has either been eating or XBox or Laptop -- the laptop has now packed up so he's in a right pickle

9th Feb 07 okay what you all up to -- robert@robertcarlisle.com would like to know you're all alive and well -- Good to see the old living well crowd a re trying to get a night out think its the 24th of this month but when Mr K gets his Cadburys finger out then we might know.... Who's going to Milan then --  dont know if the match is for definite so getting a bit anxious at the mo --- Nicola has cruised in with top grades n Her school report well done Cola - obviously got your mums intelligence -- and my looks -- ahem !!

Ross is sorting the world out at the moment saving the planet behind me on the laptop listening to MTV Base --  I was reading ladybird books about 'billy goats gruff' at his age .. suppose its my fault!!!

whos up for a birthday soon Have a lookylooky

15th Jan  Nothing Happened

14th Jan Got a text from Goldie tonight - good to hear from my birthday mate. ( He's the 10th of June I'm the 9th - Obviously I'm older and more mature in a George Cloony sort of a a way) again pity about our old darts team pub being flooded out at the moment . support the Lovat - my dad used to play darts there too!!!

Good to see Rangers making an effort again - 5-0 against Dundee United is a great result - ahem --Hearts are trying to impress too - nice of Celtic to let them take the lead today as a bit of encouragement!!! lets hope ~LA Galaxy are a Scottish team next season and we may get a bit of excitement at the top again !!!

Gena is now a Quarter of a century so we will be taking collections soon to re-cover the cost of her impending coffin, limo etc - Poor little thing

Robbie is now walking talking and has recently taken a post as rector of the Edinburgh University . his specialized subject is bottled milk - sleepy sleepy!!

oh and by the way just as all the Celtic/Scotland fans where warming to Ally and Walter again they stab us in the heart --- trust they will be getting humped all season and will be shafted like Le Guen in the summer - Billy Davies watch this space --

5th Jan 07 Good to Here from a couple of Loves in my life recently - firstly the guy I still consider a brother and will be there for me when I need him -- Mr Michael Currie - Good to here from you Mick that beer will be soon --- hope all is well with your Family (where are you Kemmett )

and the lovely Julie Anne Neeson - What can I say about this little lady met up with Tony and Paul recently at the HOG Ride-out in aviemore and got in touch with my ex of 23 years - how old am I ( and Lucky) she now lives with her 7 kids 3 are chinese and one african - they live in one of the huts at Faslane - she fortunately has cut her smoking down to 40 a day, which is excellent because she is 8 months pregnant to George Michael as he thought she was a urinal, as she slept with her ass in the air, in a  govan gents toilet after downing 3 bottles of buckfast!!! -- what a woman

4th Jan 07   Fantastic New year and Christmas was had by all - good to see Nancy and George over for the festivities - oh yes and the un-expected new year visit (they missed there flight home by a day just before the bells?? couple of Fan***s...

Great little party for the bells - Jamsie cannot remember a thing - Shona invented a new drink (champagne and wine) - Christine polished a bottle of Tia Maria- Jim found out what a rusty nail is - Stevie's fell in love with a Christmas cake?? -- Paroka was had by all

Another First Day in The Rest of My Life 2007  The Alvanian Carlisle Clan Are So Very Proud to Announce the Current Propogation of yet another likkle Carlisle into the world .. Due date of propulsion from Stacey's Uterus is estimated at 2nd of July, therefore please can some- one buy me an American baseball glove, cause as we all know her slipway is already greased and an earlier launch may catch me by surprise????

30th Nov   Not been updating for a while so I'll try and update the highlights since August 8th MMmmmm ........???  Well Celtic are through to the next stages of the Champions League .. All work and No Play I'm afraid - we did have a wee Fling for Robbies 1st Birthday and the Bouncy Castle went Down well with the kids I'm getting hassled to get some pics uploaded so I'll try that tonight..   My wife and I , Had a fantastic couple of days up at Gleneagles and I had my first £35 Nip of Whisky ...yes £35 per nip Jesus H Christ !!! As You can probably tell I never new the price when I ordered it!!!

congratulations to Our Tracy at work who had a likkle baby boy and too Selina who had baby girl , Carys

Let me know whats happening with you Guys mailto:robert@robertcarlisle.com

8th Aug well how de doody!! Stacey is doing my head in right now about the fact I want to get up at 6 in the morning for Robbie instead of her --- well if she really wants to then why should I bother !! You see I was working , down in London, yesterday so missed her birthday. So tonight we both went out to the Greek restaurant in Stirling for her 31st - Alexander the Great - too much grub was had - and a few ouzo's - then of course the pub crawl = ended up in Pivo's drinking Krusovice's Prague beer - woo hoo - sleepy sleepy...any way Happy birthday my darling wife - - (for yesterday)

Went 10 pin bowling today with the Carlisle Family, Nicola has turned into a demon bowler and won both games with many a strike to be had --- rossco done well too!!

Must mention a few babes of mine !!! dont get too alarmed Stace.. Since Roberto junior came along pregnant bumps have been turning up all over the place!! 2 of Stace's buds in Dunblane, We have had Dave Mckenzie sprogging it with Likkle Rhona Anne, also Caroline popped little Vanessa Lindsay into the world on the 7th July--__we also have the Hilton Babe's --no not Paris-- Jobo and Trace are both trying to beat me on the belly front at the Mo!!! --and a good chum of mine sent me a text recently - Bruno Gorisch  is now a dad .Congratulations too you all from Uncle Roberto XXXXX

29th July Back again just had a Family Barbie  at beths . too much grub an lots of family - love you guys-- no but really I love all my family to bits.. Okay whats happened -- 1 Colas now 15 - Love you babe - Dads first birthday anniversary - - no we never forget XXX -stace had a fortnight with mum and dad - Thanks  inlaws hoped you enjoyed your time with Robbie -- Gena and Ross have bought the coolest Mini in Stirling--My good self., mini ross and Nicola had a great time up in Aviemore recently--opened a new bar on Byres Road - BOBAR - Get your ass down there --- remember WESTBEER alway's good for a night out!!!

17th June  another Birthday gone --I swear there happening twice a year now!! not much happened to talk about so let me know your news -- Are we all waiting on England getting stuffed again in this world cup who's your money on!! Mail Here

26th May  Congratulations to Dave McKenzie and Susan - Rhona Anne McKenzie popped into the world at a healthy 7lb 2oz Congratulation Big Mac and Love to the family --and you better start saving for the wedding now!!!!

Unfortunately sad news too today - Caroline lost her mum - Our support is here if you need us and our heartfelt sympathies are with you and your family in this difficult time.

also posted a few pics of the wedding tonight --Definitely a hatches matches dispatches news update tonight

10th May  So you are all waiting on the Wedding photos - don think I cant track who's watching the website . I will post these as soon as they are passed  my good lady - if you have any photos please e-mail them to me cause some of the best pics are the natural one's rather than the posed ones with Jason the alternative photographer - I've seen his pics and he has done a fantastic job with a really difficult subject - red eye rab!!! watch this space

3rd April Just Had the Team Meeting at the Caley --not a bad meeting if I do say so myself -- Good news JoBo --!!! and happy birthday Mr Cameron--you don't look 50!!!

Well time is running out for us single guys on the planet the 22nd is looming closer --but the mighty stag approaches --headaches welcome--=just to forget the night before of course!!!!! - I will take the camera but I don't think the pics will be able to be viewed on such a respectable site as this one!!!

West Beer was a cracking night and the beer is fantastic  - you can drink this brew get the fuzzy sensation ---(Drunk) but when you wakey wakey no hangover!!! fantastic --- get your ass onto the Glasgow Green.

Hearts - Celtic on Wednesday --won't be too disappointed to lose this one as Rangers will still need to work a bit harder to get the Euro spot so  a win win for the tic fans

9th March  So much for keeping the news up-dated but maybe I'll have a bit more news for you this time

Pregnant Chics --- Well done to Mrs Lindsay, Susan --Dave Mackenzies wife, Liz from Dunblane and Michelle

Who's up for a birthday next check out the dates here Dates to remember   Liz is 21 again

Not a bad night happening tomorrow night its the brand new opening of WEST BEER I expect everyone who knows me to visit this brewery for a piss up that anyone can organise---fantastic food, by an award winning chef, excellent , and soon to be award winning beer, (totally looking forward to the wheat beer) and in a location and environment which is traditional to both its German roots and the window promotes the most Glaswegian parklands known to man --- Glasgow Green be there or be unround!!

Had a great time at the weekend --two marshmallows in my mouth made me the Godfather of Teoni Kemmett -- a responsibility I am looking forward too as her father is a bit of a tit and I know i will be called on sooner rather than later.. I actually think i'm godfather to Olivia too , as far as the priest is concerned, cause he made me hold candles and put a cross on her head thinking I was god Daddy to them both--- whatever happens to baw bag ( a heart attack waiting to happen if you ask me)at least he will know his kids will be looked after as well as my own , even the little rangers supporting rat that gives me a hard time when his team beat Celtic ---come to think of it he's not spoke to me far a very long time now.. Nice to meet billy's family..cant wait for the next night out to see if Mary Francis can drink me under the table --bets will be on Ladbrokes 'bet in play' for that event!!!

Oh yes and the most precious thing in my life has agreed to change her name to Carlisle...the little lady always complains she is not mentioned enough on this site so I will endeavour to make her  own page where she can update her little comments and life stories til her sweet little heart is content!!!  I do love her and have still to find a fault with her--it makes you think that perfect does not exist because you have found it --she is my love forever...

Robbie is now the man of the house. Little bug eyes is commanding the roost in the most neck munching manner... his mum is loving every second of him and has totally committed her life to looking after him.. I still get the odd toastie too so being the second best Ain't all that bad...  I'll post some more pics tonight too ..you have to look at the one with him in his kilt . he could be the youngest kilt wearer in Scotland

12th Jan  What a blast the whole new year thing is ... whats your resolution... Well a new year and its all happening already --BK got a new job ---bouncer at a night club I Think.. a little miss is expecting a second--she knows who she is .. Congrats ... Wedding Bells are ringing in a lot of ears at the moment...G and ross are threatening to move oot this month.. we'll see!!!..Snoopy has got herself a chic pad... get the sleeping bags in for your brothers...could get messy.. whats your news ..ok then!!!

Keep in touch--i might win the lottery and you'll be sorry then!!!!!

1st Jan       Ok you old fanny's happy new year here's everybody's message.

STACEY---Happy new year, up yer kilt or whatever! Robert's first new year as a single man for donkeys.............but his last as well... FOREVER!!

LIZ---May your God bring you health, wealth and happiness.

GEORGE---it's shite ---all the best for everybody and what do you call it nancy !!nancy!!

Jim ---- Give me a minute and I'll think of one. Your kids are your future. Teach them well.

Nancy---good question I Don't Know.   Hope the angels watch over everyone during 2006, especially our Robbie.

Ross---Yehhhh!!!

Stevie---Haven' a clue but happy new year to everyone (I know but all the best)

Streeeeeeetch ---Rangers will be second in the league----Hearts will win it

Babs--- wey a bit a luck and a fair wind I'll get a new hoose in the new year...

Nicola--I dont have one

Christine---I Dont know yet I'll tell you later  happiness  to everyone.

Jaz -----Pardon -I'll stop drinking for the year

29th Dec Ain't it just the Mutt's Nut's...I love christmas ..... I got shitty presents but gave out brilliant one's with lots of thought mmmmm the computer says no!!!!! what the hell you ate too much you got pissed and wished you hadn't got your beloved that digital camera that takes perfect pics of the drool running down your face when you fell asleep... watch this space... The best time for the camera is definitely coming up.. The Bells,, The Bells my whisky tastes like bells!!! hope your keeping up to date with the old birthdays and anniversaries.. Liz has just given me the kelly dates not to be missed this year. it don't take much to send an e-mail on someone's birthday just to remind them how things are heading south . Shit forgot Susan's birthday and she started all this ...ah what the hell fire a bottle of voddayfurrrabodday in her direction and hey presto Uncle Boab redeems his credibility until something like this button happens Unfortunately makes your Uncle a Right Tit again!!!  Awraverybestfurrabellsanawethat....shit my spell checker has just died.....Upyerkilt for 2006 hoots man!!!

18th Dec  Not done anything nor heard from you guys therefore not going to say much tonight----Has anyone seen BK recently??? suspicious by his absence.....what about Celtic - - how generous of them to keep Hearts and Rangers Hopes alive today with Caley Thistle     robert@robertcarlisle.com its a tricky one to remember but if you drop me a note like susan has done then I can put a page up like this one Date to Remember

16th Dec  Well is all your shopping in place yet - We are just about there soon creeps up on you the old Crimbo thang!!!

Nice pic of Little Now would it be unthinkable that Robbie and Lili could be an item one day - -  -Lock up your daughter Griff - He might be like his father !!!!

1st December  -Hello I'm Back

  Give us a kiss I missed you x x x x I need to improve my communication skills and time management so here's a pledge I will keep this page updated weekly or more with info on my fruitful, windswept and dashing lifestyle so what's been happening with you cause if this page is going to be updated regularly then you will need to add a bit of chat yourself or I will start making things up about you. And I'm good at that. What's is going to be then are you going to use my contacts page or what!!!!!

watch this space

OK First pics of Wee Robbie